1 00:00:32,005 --> 00:00:37,005 2 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:05,953 ...seven, six, five, 3 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:08,477 four, three, 4 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,131 two, one. 5 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:18,183 Ten, nine, eight, 6 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:22,012 seven, six, five, 7 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:26,539 four, three, two, 8 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,542 one. 9 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:36,549 Ten, nine, 10 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:40,205 eight, seven, 11 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:43,512 six, five, 12 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:47,212 four, three, 13 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:51,738 two, one. 14 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,566 Forward progress. 15 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,925 If you look at the entire picture, 16 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,666 you have to ask yourself, 17 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,798 how does employee performance affect the bottom line? 18 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,019 And what I mean by that is, is there a revenue loss 19 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,934 when employees are out? 20 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,675 For example, when I was a manager, 21 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,895 I used to try to spend some time thinking about how I could 22 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,463 boost employee performance. 23 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,378 Well, if you like what you heard 24 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,598 or you have any questions or comments, 25 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,383 uh, feel free to click the link below to like or subscribe. 26 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,994 Thank you for taking the time to watch 27 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,561 "Ken Barber's Management Tips." 28 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:33,823 I am Ken Barber. 29 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,435 Uh, see you next time. 30 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,396 See you next... I-I'm Ken Barber. 31 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,442 See you next time. Hmm... 32 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,095 There's too much "Ken Barber." 33 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,662 I just said it's "Ken Barber's Management Tips," 34 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,751 so obviously I'm Ken Barber. 35 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,376 Shit. 36 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,776 So, let's say you're a dad and your kids come to you 37 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,909 when they're like, you know, three or four years old, 38 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,737 and they're curious little people, 39 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,261 they want to know about you, so they ask about your life. 40 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,785 They ask, like, what type of problems you have. 41 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,919 And my advice would be, don't get too specific, 42 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,877 'cause if you give them too many details, 43 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,053 there's gonna be a lot of follow-up questions, 44 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,665 and you do not want to deal with that. 45 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,494 But you dowant to make sure that your kids know that it's 46 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:38,192 okay to make mistakes, 47 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:42,196 but not big mistakes, and to not spend too much time 48 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,721 making excuses or explaining yourself, I guess. 49 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,810 That's it for this edition. 50 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,117 If you like what you heard or you have any questions 51 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,162 or comments, click the link below. 52 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,947 Thank you for taking the time to watch 53 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,036 "Ken Barber's Divorced Dad Tips." 54 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,036 I will see you around. 55 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,037 No, I don't think that overgrown hedges 56 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,648 are gonna take care of themselves. 57 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,737 It's like an overflowing trash can in your alley. 58 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,434 You look at it and think to yourself, 59 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,828 "When was the last time this trash can got emptied?" 60 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,482 When is the nexttime it's gonna get emptied? 61 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:51,918 When is trash day? 62 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,528 Wait, what day is today? 63 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,355 Is it, uh... Is it Thursday? 64 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,101 It's like... It's like we're 65 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,103 living in stasis, you know what I mean? 66 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:06,280 And I guess, when we're in that stasis, we get upended... 67 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,935 or we canget upended in the end. 68 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,938 You can click the button below to like or subscribe. 69 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,984 This has been "Ken Barber's Lawn Life Tips." 70 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,551 Fuck. 71 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,961 Ten, nine, eight, 72 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:38,617 seven, six, five, 73 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:41,141 four, three, 74 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:44,710 two, one. 75 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,586 Seven, six, 76 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:54,023 five, four, 77 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:57,505 three, two, one. 78 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:07,428 Ten, nine, 79 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,475 eight, seven, 80 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:14,000 six, five, 81 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:17,220 four, three, 82 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:20,354 two, one. 83 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:29,842 Ten, nine, 84 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:33,106 eight, seven, 85 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,675 six, five, 86 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,895 four, three, 87 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,418 two, one. 88 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,729 Forward progress. 89 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,835 I don't have any real numbers, and, uh... 90 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,359 Come on, man, let me hear those numbers. 91 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:12,145 I don't know, maybe like 10 watches so far. 92 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,626 Overall for all the videos, or individual watches 93 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,279 for just the last one? 94 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,977 10 for the last one. 95 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,805 You mean "Ken Barber's Lawn Guy"? 96 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,197 "Lawn Life." 97 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,677 "Lawn Life." 98 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,463 Yeah, and like 28 for all of them together. 99 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,769 For two days since you posted them? 100 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,205 That's not bad, is it? 101 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,294 Oh, no, that's pretty shitty. 102 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,775 Right, but you got the most looks on the lawn one? 103 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,255 I know... stupid. 104 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,258 You're Ken Barber, and those are lawn guy... 105 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,694 Lawn life. 106 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,522 Lawn lifetips. 107 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,394 Maybe since that one was the most popular, 108 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,222 make another one of those, and maybe this time 109 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:49,008 with more actual tips about lawns and less thoughts 110 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:52,011 about the crushing anguish of human existence. 111 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,708 Uh, yeah, maybe. 112 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,405 Oh, and you know what else? 113 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,670 Maybe don't post three different videos all at once. 114 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:02,021 Maybe just pick a tip topic and stick with it. 115 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,718 Yeah, just throw my shit against the wall 116 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,415 and see what sticks? 117 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,069 It's not shit every time, 118 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,941 But hey, what was up with one of those, 119 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:12,510 like, taxidermy birds falling behind you? 120 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,034 - What do you mean? - On the "lawn guy" video. 121 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,863 One of your weird, like, stuffed bird things fell off 122 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,952 the shelf right behind you. 123 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,607 It did? 124 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,389 Don't you watch your own videos? 125 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,917 I mean, I, like, skim through it. 126 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,440 Well, watch it, you'll see what I mean. 127 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,095 You mean, like, right now? 128 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,271 Yeah. 129 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,535 Alright, alright, hold on. 130 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,149 "When was the last time this trash can got emptied?" 131 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,803 When is the next time it's gonna get emptied? 132 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,588 When is trash day? Wait, what day is today? 133 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,327 Is it, uh... Is it Thursday? 134 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,030 Oh, damn. 135 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,118 Things don't just fall like that, man. 136 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,907 Oh, wow, that's weird. 137 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,736 Yeah, let me call you later, alright? 138 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,221 What is that? 139 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,238 And finally, on "Ken's Lawn Life Tips," 140 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,588 an eagle-eyed viewer brought to my attention 141 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,199 that, when I shot my last video a few days ago, 142 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,941 that this little guy fell off the shelf. 143 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:24,685 Now, you may have noticed that, uh, I like birds. 144 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,209 Uh, I get it from my dad. He preferred live birds. 145 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,342 I prefer formerly live birds. 146 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:32,432 Live birds are messy, and they make a lot of noise. 147 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,827 And if anybody ever tells you that you eat like a bird, 148 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,264 don't take that as a compliment. 149 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,135 I don't know how it fell off the shelf. 150 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,617 Some folks have commented that maybe my apartment is haunted 151 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,359 and there's a ghost that wanted to play with the birds. 152 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,230 I don't know about all of that. 153 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,450 Anyway, thank you so much for tuning in 154 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,366 to the second installment of "Ken's Lawn Life Tips." 155 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,629 If you have not already, please click below 156 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,762 to like and/or subscribe, 157 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,110 and I will see you all next time. 158 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,964 One of my viewers told me about it. 159 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,748 - Was it Terry? - No. 160 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,446 Wasn't Terry. It was somebody else entirely. 161 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,927 But yeah, all the comments are saying it might be a ghost. 162 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:36,539 You should find out if anybody died in your apartment. 163 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:40,195 - I'm not gonna do that. - Oh, come on. Find out. 164 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,198 - Why would I want to know that? - Because ghosts! 165 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,244 I could research it for you, even. 166 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,987 - No, thank you. - You get creeped out too easily. 167 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,379 Always have. 168 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,251 - No, I don't. - Mm-hmm. 169 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,035 Except for your creepy birds. 170 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,386 Hey, my birds are not creepy. They are comforting. 171 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,128 Did the building owner say anything when you moved in? 172 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,783 About people dying in my apartment? No. 173 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,090 Yeah, don't they have to reveal stuff like that 174 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,526 to you when you rent it? 175 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,615 The building was built in, like, 1905. 176 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:12,314 Mm, so maybe somebody croaked there like 100 years ago 177 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,708 and the building owner doesn't even know about it. 178 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,755 Are there any weird bloodstains on the floor? 179 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,975 Or, like, tapping noises in the walls? 180 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,674 or terrifying, blood-curdling screams in the hallway? 181 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,330 Yeah, well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, 182 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,505 but the only weird screams are mine. 183 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,643 - The kids are at Donna's? - Mm-hmm. 184 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,428 Hanging out with her girls. Yeah. 185 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:44,520 So, other than your new apartment being haunted, 186 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,653 is there anything going on with you? 187 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,047 I'm just doing my video stuff. 188 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,876 Are you getting outside at all? 189 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,792 Uh, I think I'm good here. 190 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:59,405 It's not healthy, holing up like that. 191 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,538 Ken, especially in a new town and a new place. 192 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,105 I disagree. 193 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,064 I think this is a perfect opportunity for me 194 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:09,589 to get to know every inch of my apartment. 195 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,896 Any job prospects? 196 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,462 Nothing yet. 197 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:17,205 'Cause you're applying, right? 198 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,859 I'm working on it. 199 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,862 You do realize that posting homemade self-help videos 200 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,517 isn't really working on it. 201 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,258 Seriously, it could augment things. 202 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,869 If I get enough views, I can make some real cash. 203 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,045 Can. 204 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,222 Excuse me if I don't have two incomes coming in like you. 205 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,485 You don't have one income coming in, and wait. 206 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,967 Are... Are you blaming me and Isaac for having jobs? 207 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,882 No, no. 208 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:45,103 I'm happy for you, and I'm glad you all are doing well, 209 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,583 but you know I got downsized, okay? 210 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,671 It's just about moving forward. 211 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,807 Hey, will you call the girls tomorrow? 212 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,374 They would really love that. 213 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,896 Maybe in the morning? 214 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,206 - Okay. - Good. 215 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,773 - Well, I should go. - Yeah. 216 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:07,952 Take care of yourself, okay? 217 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,302 Forward progress. 218 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,608 Yep. Forward progress. 219 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,523 Bye. 220 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,310 Forward progress. 221 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,447 Okay. 222 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,710 Built in 1905. 223 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,102 Death. 224 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,412 Oh, shit. 225 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,548 Oh, shit. 226 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,029 Roberta Wellwood. 227 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,901 Cause of death... 228 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,737 Oh, fuck. God damn it. 229 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,335 Okay, so, thirdly, there's been a lot of talk 230 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,989 about the weirdness with the bird falling, 231 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,339 and some people think that it might be a ghost. 232 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,254 Well, at the suggestion of one of my viewers, 233 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,908 I did some research to find out 234 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,823 if anybody died in this apartment, 235 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,261 and I found an article from 1915. 236 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,176 Turns out that a young woman died 237 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,744 when she fell out of the window after attacking her 238 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,615 father with an axe. 239 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,400 He survived. She didn't. 240 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,749 Her name is Roberta... 241 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,359 was Roberta. 242 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,232 Roberta Wellwood. She was 19. 243 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,673 Hello? 244 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,370 Hello! 245 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,247 Hello! 246 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,906 Hello? 247 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,646 Who is it?! 248 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,350 You... I don't know how you got in here, 249 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,134 but you're not supposed to be in here! 250 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,622 Yo, get away from my door before I call the police! 251 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,461 Aah! 252 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:41,399 Ten, nine, 253 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:45,054 eight, seven, 254 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,971 six, five, 255 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:53,280 four, three, two. 256 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:01,201 Ten, nine, 257 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,812 eight, seven, 258 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,250 six, five, 259 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,774 four, three, 260 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:12,691 two, one. 261 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,606 Forward progress. 262 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,074 You know what? 263 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,989 Maybe you should turn your whole video channel 264 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,599 into a ghost thing. 265 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,992 You think? 266 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,602 Have you ever watched those ghost-video 267 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,951 compilation channels? 268 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,301 No. 269 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,911 So, these people that run these channels, 270 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,174 they get like millions of hits per video. 271 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:05,091 There's this one I saw. It's called, um... 272 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,571 It's called "Dark Corners." 273 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,921 They got two million hits on a video in a day. 274 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,270 Damn. 275 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,837 What if... 276 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,535 What if you got your video on one of those channels 277 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,103 and it linked back to your page? 278 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,844 That's a thought. 279 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,150 Then you could start pulling in that ad revenue. 280 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,240 Right, 'cause this just be a side thing. 281 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,763 I say go for it. 282 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,244 Send Dark Corners your little ghost video, 283 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,203 you get to compile this and take all the videos that you have, 284 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,771 complete a set, and you win. 285 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,425 You win. 286 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,427 I started poking around on the Internet, right? 287 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,777 On how you could get your little ghost girl 288 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:41,258 or whatever it is to come out and show herself. 289 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,262 And I came across this thing called a spirit jar. 290 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,265 - Okay. What's a spirit jar? - Can you hear yourself? 291 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,050 A spirit jar is a jar with tape around it 292 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,399 or some other material, 293 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,488 and you draw, like, symbols on it, 294 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,665 and it helps you to capture your ghost. 295 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,493 You think I should capture it? 296 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,539 Capture it, draw it from the ether. 297 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,281 I'm not a seance master. Don't worry about that. 298 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,631 I'll send you the link. You figure it out. 299 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,937 Oh, before I forget, Rachel wanted me to ask you 300 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,461 how Kylie's doing in middle school. 301 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,854 Okay, tell your wife that Kylie is doing fine, 302 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,639 I think. 303 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,119 Didn't you just talk to the girls the other morning? 304 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,470 I-I didn't get a chance to call. 305 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,515 You got to call your kids. 306 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:25,302 I don't need you to remind me to call my kids. 307 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,391 Sounds like you do. 308 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,132 Okay, maybe I do. 309 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,917 Whatever. Never mind that now. 310 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,093 I'm grabbing another beer. 311 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:38,358 You know what? I think I will grab myself a beer, too. 312 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,099 You got beers? 313 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:43,189 Just the six. 314 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,539 All right, man, whatever. Meet back here? 315 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,235 Yep, yep. 316 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:18,877 What the fuck? 317 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,705 You getting outside at all? 318 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:23,011 H-Hey, man, I-I got to call you back. 319 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,190 What the shit is this? 320 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,162 I-I was just now talking to my buddy, 321 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,207 and I-I got up to get a drink. 322 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:48,123 I-I came back into my office, and... and then, uh... 323 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,086 That was my... That was my front door. 324 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,870 I definitely lock my front door. 325 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,395 I al... I always lock my front door. 326 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,093 I'm very particular about that. 327 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,624 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 328 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,192 No. 329 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,283 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 330 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,460 six, five, four, 331 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,637 three, two, one. 332 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,869 Oh, Ken. 333 00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,311 And finally, just to reiterate, 334 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,140 this has not been some sort of elaborate hoax, 335 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,055 as some people have said, 336 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,797 Quite frankly, I would not characterize anything in my life 337 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,320 as elaborate right now. 338 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:57,018 There are only two apartments in this building. 339 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,716 No one else lives in the other one. 340 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:03,198 No one else has a key. 341 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,853 Thank you to all the new subscribers. 342 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,986 Please keep telling your friends, 343 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:11,206 and thank you for watching "Ken's Lawn Life Tips." 344 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:23,392 Ten, nine, 345 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,744 eight, seven, 346 00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:30,617 six, five, 347 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:33,968 four, three, 348 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,970 two, one. 349 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,540 Forward progress. 350 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:23,365 I present to you the spirit jar. 351 00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,019 That looks damn good. 352 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,587 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 353 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,763 You got those symbols off the link I sent? 354 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:32,244 Uh, yeah, what you sent me, and then I had a... 355 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,070 Uh, hold on, hold on. I'll show you. 356 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,036 I got it. 357 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,825 This book... "Ghosts and Their Personas." 358 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:50,392 Holy shit. Where'd you get that? 359 00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,438 I got off the Internet, where I get everything. 360 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,311 So, what? It's all about ghosts and their personas? 361 00:26:56,353 --> 00:27:00,054 It is, in fact, about ghosts as well as their personas. 362 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,578 Who wrote it? 363 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,363 A gentleman named Colin Albertson. 364 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,147 Colin Albertson? 365 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:11,196 So, which symbols are the ones from that? 366 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,328 Uh, this one, and I think these. 367 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:16,462 Oh, you did a total spirit-jar mish-mash. 368 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,116 To the mish-mash. 369 00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:19,857 Ha-ha! 370 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,687 Should we give it a test run? 371 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,079 Like, right now? 372 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,212 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. 373 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,562 Spirit jar test run. Do it up. 374 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:32,913 I should tell you that I am, uh, 375 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,523 more than a little bit frightened. 376 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,744 - Oh, I'm totally terrified. - Okay. 377 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:40,399 - So, what's first? - Uh, read from this thing. 378 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,662 So read that thing. 379 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,969 The first part... 380 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:50,539 is, "Contra absecro hoc spiritum 381 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:54,892 justa ad vicinitum voluntatum." 382 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:57,590 And the second part is, uh, 383 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:02,900 "malice omnus ad me vinite." 384 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,293 Okay, creepy Latin. 385 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,078 What does it mean? 386 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,734 The first part translates to, "I pray that the spirit 387 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,606 of the just against the wishes of mayhem." 388 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:15,042 Cool. 389 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:17,741 And the second part... 390 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:20,657 "Come to me all the bad." 391 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,660 Okay, now what? 392 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,359 - Now hold up the jar. - Then hold it up. 393 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:30,362 - Holding it up. - Now do you open it? 394 00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:34,147 I open it, but I don't know what happens next. 395 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:50,121 Aaaah! 396 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:53,211 Hey. Ken! 397 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,647 Ken! 398 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,909 Hey. 399 00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,563 The fuck happened? 400 00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:00,000 Ken, can you hear me? 401 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,391 Ken! 402 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,443 Hey, Ken, can you hear me? 403 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:16,016 Hey, the hell was that? 404 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,627 What was what? 405 00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,413 - What happened to you? - I fell out of my chair. 406 00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:25,199 Yeah, plus the door and the lights and the screaming. 407 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,419 What door and light and screaming? 408 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:30,030 Everything that happened just now. 409 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,770 I don't know what you're talking about. 410 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,907 Hey, man, I got to go. I think I'm about to barf. 411 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:40,084 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 412 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,520 Oh. 413 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,344 Wow. 414 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,563 I mean, that whole thing sounds really weird. 415 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,087 Oh, it was, Kelsey. 416 00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,828 But you didn't record it? 417 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,525 It was just a test run. 418 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:16,354 But you didn't see any of what Terry said happened. 419 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,399 I just remember falling out of my chair. 420 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,184 So you were sitting in the chair 421 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,533 and then you fell out of the chair, 422 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,143 but then then nothing after that? 423 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:25,406 And you haven't experienced anything since then? 424 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,278 Yeah, I don't remember experiencing 425 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,062 what he said happened in the first place. 426 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,238 Except falling out of your chair. 427 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,850 Wait, how did the spirit jar get closed? 428 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,590 Who told you the spirit jar was closed? 429 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:38,071 - Terry e-mailed me. - He did? 430 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:41,640 Yeah. You should, for sure, keep investigating. 431 00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:43,424 Yeah, I-I don't... I don't know. 432 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,166 - Oh, come on, man. It's so cool. - It is kind of cool. 433 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,516 Yeah. We want more ghost videos! 434 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,778 Why? 435 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,042 Okay. Oh... 436 00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:54,479 Full disclosure, we have both kind of 437 00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,785 gotten into ghost videos lately. 438 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:59,310 Seriously, that's what you're into now? 439 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:01,573 - Yeah. - Ghost videos are thebest. 440 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:04,097 We watch this ghost-video compilation thing. 441 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,143 We're especially into that guy Dark Corners. 442 00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:07,796 His compilations are the fucking creepiest. 443 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,320 "Did you catch it?" 444 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:12,018 "And now for something truly terrifying." 445 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,543 Last night, we binge-watched like 30 of his posts. 446 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:18,720 It made me have the most horrifying nightmares. 447 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:20,200 It was great. 448 00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,768 You have to send a link to Dark Corners. 449 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:25,553 Yeah, not really anything to send, so... 450 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,729 Oh, so all the more reason to keep making videos. 451 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,079 Yeah, I... 452 00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:30,863 Send, send, send! 453 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:33,429 More, more, more! 454 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,262 Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go watch TV. 455 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,133 Talk to you later, Ken. 456 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:42,092 Yeah. Catch you later, Isaac. 457 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:47,097 Oh, and, uh, good luck with the continued job hunt. 458 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:48,836 Thanks, man. 459 00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,805 What? 460 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:02,460 I just forgot how excitable he can be. 461 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:03,894 Mm. 462 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:10,076 You know, you could have this, too. 463 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,773 A new relationship? 464 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,819 A good relationship. 465 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,952 Yeah, good relationships are hard. 466 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,825 Yeah, he said to his ex-wife. 467 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:24,395 But, uh, otherwise you're okay? 468 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,005 Otherwise? 469 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,355 No, I-I didn't mean to imply you're not okay. 470 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,705 I just, you know. 471 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:33,360 Same concerns I've had... unemployment, 472 00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:37,147 new town, new job, isolation. 473 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:40,498 And now, uh, falling out of a chair. 474 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,935 Uh... 475 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:46,069 I haven't been sleeping well lately. 476 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,854 Well, what's waking you up? 477 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,595 I don't know. I... 478 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,422 I go to sleep fine, and then I-I just wake up. 479 00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:01,301 Will you please keep making more ghost videos? 480 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,303 - Oh, sure, fine. - Yay! 481 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,740 Yay! Yay! 482 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,523 Did you catch it? 483 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,486 Just please promise not to show the girls. 484 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:13,922 Oh, my God, no. 485 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,533 They would never come visit you 486 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:17,361 if they thought your apartment was haunted. 487 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,624 When do you think that might happen anyway? 488 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,670 Oh, a visit? Uh, soon. 489 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,672 When soon? 490 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,413 Uh, real soon. 491 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:29,068 Okay. Well, we should go. 492 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:32,289 Hey, maybe give the girls a call Saturday morning? 493 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,465 - Yeah, for sure. - All right. 494 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,032 Take care, okay? 495 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,426 Alright, bye. 496 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,997 It's time for the "Dark Corners" clip of the week. 497 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,955 Ghost blogger Catherine Ohau 498 00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,654 sent us this clip from her channel, "Haunted Ohau," 499 00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:53,223 where she investigates haunted and abandoned buildings. 500 00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:55,268 In this particular investigation, 501 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:58,706 Catherine was searching the long-empty St. Ambrose School 502 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,186 in Winston, New York, 503 00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,754 and as she moved down the first-floor hallway, 504 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,800 she noticed a few bits of discarded clothes on the floor 505 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:08,542 and a number of overturned desks. 506 00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,240 With her camera, though, 507 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:13,807 she caught something truly terrifying. 508 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:20,640 Did you catch it? 509 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,389 Uh, I have your book, "Ghost and Their Personas." 510 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,782 Wonderful. 511 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,219 So, do you have your spirit jar handy? 512 00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:34,786 Uh, yeah, it's right here. 513 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,267 Can you hold it up so that I can see it? 514 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,616 Mm-hmm. 515 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:41,923 Move it a little closer. 516 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:45,013 Spin it around. 517 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,972 Okay. Yes. 518 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,582 Thank you. 519 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,629 Can you tell me what offerings you've included 520 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,283 with your spirit jar? 521 00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:56,024 Any coins or herbs? 522 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,201 Maybe some hair? 523 00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,028 I-I was supposed to put hair in I? 524 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,335 Or coins or herbs. 525 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,685 No, I didn't put anything in it. 526 00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,949 Oh, I see. All right. 527 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:11,431 Uh, and then the symbols that are written on the spirit jar... 528 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,129 where did they come from? 529 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,609 Uh, from a list that a viewer sent me. 530 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,655 And then the rest of the symbols... 531 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,222 those are from my book? 532 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:20,614 Yeah. From your book, yeah. 533 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,877 Well, based on examining your spirit jar 534 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:26,142 and now hearing that you hadn't included any offerings, 535 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,013 along with a mish-mash of symbols, 536 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:32,670 I'm inclined to believe that your jar is empty. 537 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:35,976 And since it's empty, you may now open the jar. 538 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:41,461 Are you frightened to open the jar? 539 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,290 Yeah, if... if I'm being honest, I am. 540 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,945 Well, if it helps, I'll say once more, 541 00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,555 there is currently nothing 542 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:51,948 trapped inside your homemade spirit jar. 543 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,129 If there is, what should I be prepared for? 544 00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:58,478 Nothing, Ken. 545 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,959 Ghosts... they're like smoke. 546 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,135 They can't do anything to you. 547 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:06,486 They have no true physical form, no real power. 548 00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:11,317 Ghosts are like a thin veil drawn across our reality. 549 00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:13,232 Right. 550 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:17,497 So even if there were a ghost in your jar, which there isn't, 551 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:21,371 it couldn't do a damn thing to you. 552 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,024 Open the jar. 553 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,764 Okay. 554 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,467 Empty? 555 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:31,858 Yeah. 556 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:38,214 Was there anything else you needed? 557 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,912 Uh, no, I guess not. 558 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:44,002 Good luck making your spooky videos. 559 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,742 I look forward to watching the next one. 560 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,732 What the fuck? 561 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,202 Ten, nine, eight, 562 00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,726 seven, six, 563 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,033 five, four, 564 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:46,080 three, two, one. 565 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:49,997 Ten, nine, eight... 566 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:53,784 ...seven, six, 567 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:57,570 five, four, 568 00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:03,010 three, two, one. 569 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,721 Ten, nine, 570 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,941 eight, seven, 571 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:24,075 six, five, 572 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:27,644 four, three, 573 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:30,777 two, one. 574 00:43:07,497 --> 00:43:09,108 Come on. 575 00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:14,158 Roberta, Roberta, Roberta. 576 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,942 Please let me out. Please, please, please. 577 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:22,904 Ah, ah, oh. 578 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,693 Are you in your closet? 579 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,521 - Are you bleeding? - Something happened. 580 00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:31,044 Like, ghost-wise? 581 00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:33,569 I don't think that it's just Roberta here. 582 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,440 I think there's something else. 583 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:38,486 - Something... Something worse. - Worse how? 584 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:41,011 Like, dangerous? 585 00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:43,142 Can we just talk in private? 586 00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,885 Well, be careful, Ken. 587 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:53,806 Okay, what exactly happened to you? 588 00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:55,286 Something tried to fucking kill me! 589 00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:57,593 Oh, my God. Oh, my... 590 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,420 Honey, you need to go to the hospital. 591 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,727 No, it's fine, it's fine. I'll be fine. It's fine. 592 00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:05,296 It's fine? What, are you drunk or something? 593 00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:07,820 Oh, my God. You are. 594 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,735 You're drunk. 595 00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:11,519 It's okay, Kelsey. It's fine. 596 00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:15,436 Well, when did you start drinking again? 597 00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:18,962 I had a beer with Terry like a couple weeks ago. 598 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,485 So with Terry. 599 00:44:20,527 --> 00:44:22,400 That's not the point. It's fine. 600 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:25,969 Okay, okay. But it doesn't help you. 601 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,971 And tonight, you were drinking alone. 602 00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,363 People do that, Kelsey. 603 00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:31,757 To the point that they need stitches? 604 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,324 I didn't do this to myself. 605 00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:36,109 Is it possible that whatever happened tonight, 606 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:38,068 that you imagined it? 607 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,375 I didn't hallucinate, and I'm not fucking drunk. 608 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,289 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called. 609 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,992 God damn it. 610 00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:51,908 Damn it. 611 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,431 Terry. Wake up, Terry. 612 00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:55,433 - Terry, wake up. - What? 613 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,435 We... We shouldn't have did what we did. 614 00:44:57,477 --> 00:44:59,002 Mm-hmm. What's that? 615 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,134 We shouldn't have messed with the spirit jar. 616 00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:02,701 Okay. 617 00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,747 I-I was in my room. 618 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,488 - Terry, wake up. - Hmm? 619 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,491 There was, um... 620 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:13,930 - Terry. - It's great talking to you. 621 00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,627 Bye. 622 00:45:15,669 --> 00:45:17,542 Terry, wake up. 623 00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:18,891 Fuck. 624 00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:20,213 - It's complete bullshit. - Total bullshit. 625 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,693 I saw what I saw. 626 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,739 I know. 627 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,349 You even said you saw it before, 628 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:27,046 when we did the spirit jar. 629 00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:30,006 I didn't really seeanything. 630 00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:32,138 I mostly just... I heard stuff, 631 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,140 and then there was the light and the door 632 00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:36,839 and then you fell off your chair, but... 633 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,841 I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I totally agree. 634 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,581 What's going on isbullshit. 635 00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:43,454 People are leaving comments saying it's all just a big hoax, 636 00:46:43,496 --> 00:46:45,021 that I made it all up. 637 00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:48,546 I don't know. Maybe just shut down the comments? 638 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:51,462 Yeah, but then it looks like I'm hiding something, right? 639 00:46:51,504 --> 00:46:53,159 And also, why would anybody do this? 640 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:56,597 Why would I put myself through all of this? 641 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,295 Some people would. 642 00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,427 What people? 643 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,952 People who like attention. 644 00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,215 You think I want this type of attention? 645 00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,869 I don't mean you. 646 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:09,654 I mean, that's why other people would do it. 647 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:13,353 - My videos aren't fake. - I didn't say they were fake. 648 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:15,486 This is really happening. 649 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,705 Look, I know it is. 650 00:47:17,747 --> 00:47:19,185 What did Kelsey say? 651 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:21,144 I haven't talked to her in a couple of days. 652 00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:23,624 Maybe give her a shout. 653 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,410 - She told me you e-mailed her. - She told you that? 654 00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:28,064 Yeah. 655 00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,413 Oh, right. 656 00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,502 Yeah, I think I was just telling her 657 00:47:31,544 --> 00:47:33,678 about what happened with the spirit jar. 658 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,550 Why'd you think she needed to know I fell out of my chair? 659 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:39,423 'Cause she was the one who told you to do some research. 660 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:43,514 Who told you she was the one to tell me to do research? 661 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,690 You did. 662 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:47,518 No, I didn't. 663 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,214 I think you did. 664 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,479 I would really appreciate it 665 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:54,742 if the two of you did not conspire against me. 666 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:57,876 We're not. 667 00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:59,660 Did you tell her I was drinking? 668 00:47:59,702 --> 00:48:01,706 Hell no. 669 00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:04,359 Do you have a problem with me drinking, Terry? 670 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:10,280 I guess I'm just worried about your state of mind, man. 671 00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:12,195 I'm not a drunk! 672 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:15,198 But nearly two years ago, you didhave a nervous breakdown 673 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,896 which led to you drinking way too much, 674 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,640 which led to you losing both your job and your family, right? 675 00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:26,818 What's happening right now with me in this apartment 676 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,168 has nothing to do with that. 677 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:31,475 Okay, and why did you have to move so far away from your kids 678 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,738 anyhow... and from me, for that matter? 679 00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:35,696 What are you trying to escape... reality? 680 00:48:35,738 --> 00:48:38,003 I needed a fresh start. 681 00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:41,702 This shit is your fresh start. 682 00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:45,054 You know what, if you think I'm such a fuck-up, just say so. 683 00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:47,708 I don't think you're a fuck-up. 684 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,929 You're bad friend, Terry. You're a fucking enabler. 685 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:54,106 If I'm an enabler, then you're fucking indulger. 686 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,455 If I'm an indulger, 687 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,675 why would I make up a fake haunting 688 00:48:57,717 --> 00:48:59,895 just to ruin a life that I don't want? 689 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,374 You know what? 690 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,072 You wanted to do this ghost-video stuff 691 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:04,812 so you could make money so you wouldn't have to go 692 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,293 get a real job out in the real world. 693 00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:09,469 Terry... 694 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:11,905 you've known me since grade school. 695 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:18,478 Everything that is going on with me is not like before. 696 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,613 It's really happening. None of it is fake. 697 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:25,007 Fine. 698 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:28,227 - You believe me? - Never said I didn't. 699 00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:31,448 And hey, I didn't tell Kelsey about us having a few beers, 700 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:34,103 and I don't care if you want to hide from the world. 701 00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:35,842 Maybe we should all be hiding. 702 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:40,152 You good? 703 00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:41,849 Yeah. Maybe. 704 00:50:10,964 --> 00:50:14,795 I suppose what I'm saying is, the last time we spoke, 705 00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:18,625 when I examined your spirit jar and said that it was empty? 706 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,149 Wait, it's not? 707 00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:23,761 No, the jar was empty, 708 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:27,678 but I took the liberty of doing some research 709 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,462 on your Roberta Wellwood, 710 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:32,465 which in turn led me to some medical reports 711 00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,337 that date back to about five years 712 00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:37,035 after the young woman's tragic fall. 713 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:41,126 These reports that I found involve Roberta's mother, 714 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,649 Yvonne Wellwood, 715 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:45,652 whereas she confessed that, in a fit of rage, 716 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,915 she pushed Roberta out the window 717 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:51,397 after the failed axe attack on the father. 718 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,312 Holy shit. 719 00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,967 Holy shit, indeed. 720 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:59,144 These reports go on to reveal that, 721 00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:02,365 not soon after Yvonne's confession of murder, 722 00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:05,585 she committed suicide. 723 00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:08,371 She committed suicide in this apartment? 724 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:10,634 No, not there, 725 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,333 but in a psychiatric facility where she was being kept. 726 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,074 Now, my theory is that 727 00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:19,773 when you attempted to use your homemade spirit jar, 728 00:51:19,815 --> 00:51:23,603 you inadvertently harvested her deranged soul. 729 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:26,171 Whoa, whoa. I harvested her soul? 730 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:27,607 Yes. 731 00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,479 And it took a while for Yvonne Wellwood 732 00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,872 to reincorporate from the astral plane 733 00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:33,613 back into your apartment. 734 00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:37,182 So that's why she didn't immediately present herself. 735 00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:40,838 But once she did, Yvonne began to wreak havoc 736 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,015 in the hopes of capturing Roberta's spirit 737 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:47,410 so that she could replay her daughter's murder 738 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,021 again and again. 739 00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,892 Why would... Why would she do that? 740 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,285 It's called a ghost loop. 741 00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:55,679 It happens when restless spirits 742 00:51:55,721 --> 00:52:00,031 are fated to repeat their tragic circumstances. 743 00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,467 Okay. Okay. 744 00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:03,556 Um, you said you had good news? 745 00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:07,473 The good news is, I think I may have a way I can help you. 746 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:11,869 I'm going to priority mail you my very own personal spirit jar, 747 00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:14,219 complete with the correct markings, 748 00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,613 which should, A, capture 749 00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:20,138 and hold the demented spirit of Yvonne Wellwood 750 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:25,187 and, B, release the confined spirit of poor Roberta Wellwood 751 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,754 so that she may then enter the light. 752 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:30,192 Your spirit jar could do all of that? 753 00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,324 Yes, it could. 754 00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,717 Yes. 755 00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:36,067 You do want to help Roberta, yes? 756 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,634 Of course, yes. 757 00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:40,898 But first, before I set our plan in motion, 758 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,639 I'm wondering if you could show me 759 00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:44,858 the ribbon you e-mailed me about. 760 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,991 I'd like to examine it. 761 00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:49,383 Okay, okay, I'll get it. Hold on. 762 00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:02,441 With these gifts, mark this place. 763 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:06,184 With this root, I stain this flame. 764 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:10,101 In this room, with threefold law, 765 00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,364 and with these seeds, begin to draw. 766 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:16,020 With these words, the tree now bends. 767 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,283 Ad ligundum eos perito, 768 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,591 eos corum nostrus vende. 769 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,082 Okay, I got it. 770 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:40,697 Hey. Uh, what was that noise? 771 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,787 I accidentally stepped on my cat. 772 00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:46,181 Is your cat okay? 773 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:49,532 Probably. Is that the ribbon? 774 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,315 Oh, yeah, this is it. 775 00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:55,277 Ah. 776 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,234 Very interesting. Thank you. 777 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,935 So, Ken, do nothing 778 00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:05,243 until you receive my spirit jar in the mail. 779 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,464 Don't contact any spirits or record anything. 780 00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:09,813 Understand? 781 00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:11,858 I won't, I promise. 782 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,643 Do know that I believe you, 783 00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:17,734 in regards to all that you've shared. 784 00:54:17,776 --> 00:54:21,041 And listen, Ken. 785 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,392 I know we don't know each other well, 786 00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:28,092 but I do know that you live alone, as do I. 787 00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:32,662 So I, too, understand the strain that life gives us, 788 00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:36,187 especially when things seem out of our control. 789 00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:40,235 But if I could, I'd like to give you some advice. 790 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,193 Put your world in order. 791 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:45,675 Forget all the problems that are outside of yourself 792 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:49,679 until everything is less, well, diagonal. 793 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:53,291 Once you've tackled your assumed uncertainness, 794 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:57,687 your self-loathing, your inability to move forward, 795 00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:03,083 then and only then can you begin to manage your external issues. 796 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,607 Understand? 797 00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,261 I-I think so. 798 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:09,612 I'm saying, help yourself, 799 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:12,484 then help Roberta, then help everyone else. 800 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:17,359 I promise we'll fix this, Ken. 801 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,926 - Together. - Oh, yes. 802 00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,988 But anyway, more about your amazing news. 803 00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,642 Yeah. Right. When's it happening? 804 00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,426 I just got the e-mail this morning. 805 00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:44,473 - When'd you send the clip in? - That's just it. I didn't. 806 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:46,388 So how did he hear about it? 807 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,650 He must have found it on his own, 808 00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,260 or one of my viewers submitted it. 809 00:55:49,302 --> 00:55:51,654 He said he's got to check out a few things first 810 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:54,091 but that he really dug the videos. 811 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:56,049 Dug how? 812 00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:59,009 His words... they are undeniable proof. 813 00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:02,882 - Wow! - That is so damn cool. 814 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:05,450 Uh, now I got a little bit of ad revenue coming in, 815 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:08,061 and you will both appreciate that next week, 816 00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:10,063 I have two job interviews. 817 00:56:10,105 --> 00:56:11,543 Hot damn! 818 00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,415 Everything's coming up Ken Barber. 819 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:14,894 Yeah. 820 00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:17,201 Uh, Kelsey, thanks a lot for making time today 821 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:18,811 so I could talk to the girls. 822 00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:20,770 - I appreciate it. - Oh, yeah, of course. 823 00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:23,599 They honestly... They can't wait to come see you next month. 824 00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,905 Yeah, they said you're getting them a futon? 825 00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:27,429 Picking it up on Sunday. 826 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:30,432 Oh, it must feel so nice to finally be settled. 827 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:32,259 Yeah, it's been, uh... 828 00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:34,261 it's been a pretty shit couple of years. 829 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,003 No, it hasn't been total shit. 830 00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:40,137 It hasbeen total shit. 831 00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,269 I'm sorry. 832 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:44,924 Nah, it's not on you. 833 00:56:44,966 --> 00:56:47,144 It's been me, whole time. 834 00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:49,668 Well, don't lay the blame on yourself too thick. 835 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,844 It's just, it's good you're back on track. 836 00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:53,977 And hey, we're right here for you, 837 00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:56,153 for whatever you need, okay? 838 00:56:56,195 --> 00:56:58,982 Yeah, okay, thanks. But, uh... 839 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,027 I'm doing okay for now. 840 00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:03,073 Uh, okay enough. 841 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:06,859 "Okay enough" is okay enough. 842 00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:09,253 Would you stop being such a fucking cheeseball? 843 00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:10,994 I can't stop being a fucking cheeseball. 844 00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:12,909 I ama fucking cheeseball. 845 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,610 - Oh, damn. - What? Who is it? 846 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,483 Hold on. Shit, is that him? 847 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,876 Answer it, go on. Good luck. 848 00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,488 Okay, uh, tell the girls I can't wait to see them. 849 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:28,619 - Okay. Okay, go. Bye. - Okay, bye. 850 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,756 Hello. 851 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,180 After Ken started doing these self-help video blogs, 852 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:37,488 I noticed something behind him fell off a shelf all on its own. 853 00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:40,273 So that's where all this started, I guess. 854 00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:43,712 I think this cleansing is exactly what Ken needs. 855 00:59:43,754 --> 00:59:46,236 He's been through a lot of stuff in the last few years. 856 00:59:46,278 --> 00:59:48,281 Yeah, but, you know, what's happening now? 857 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,674 - It's so great for Ken. - Yeah, I just... 858 00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:51,197 I-I just think he needs a reboot. 859 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:54,026 He's on a live stream for "Dark Corners." 860 00:59:54,068 --> 00:59:55,419 It's totally amazing. 861 00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:56,942 - Very exciting. - Yeah. 862 00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,814 - Good luck, Ken. - Good luck. 863 00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:00,685 You're gonna kill it. 864 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:04,210 The history of Ken's building coupled with the need to save 865 01:00:04,252 --> 01:00:07,910 the soul of a young woman who died a tragic death. 866 01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:12,088 Ken's willingness to participate in this cleansing ritual 867 01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,220 is sincerely a heroic act. 868 01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,527 It's very dangerous, this kind of ritual. 869 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,790 So there's bound to be a few supernatural fireworks 870 01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:20,052 in the room tonight. 871 01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:23,273 Fasten your seatbelts, fuckers. 872 01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:26,319 Welcome to tonight's amazing "Dark Corners" 873 01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:31,586 live-stream investigation of the bizarre and terrifying 874 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,457 Wellwood ghosts. 875 01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,459 Before we head to our investigation, though, 876 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:39,202 I want to take a minute to reintroduce our expert panel. 877 01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:42,597 First from "Thriller Vids," paranormal expert 878 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,469 and popular ghost blogger Lyden Knight. 879 01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:47,384 It's great to be here, D.C. 880 01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:50,996 And also, best-selling author and award-winning 881 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:54,130 paranormal researcher Colin Albertson. 882 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:58,700 And of course, there's me, your host, Dark Corners. 883 01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,702 Colin, you were the person who originally 884 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:04,140 turned me on to Ken's videos of the Wellwood ghosts. 885 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:06,098 What made you want to send me his link? 886 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:09,841 I actually discovered Ken's posts rather by accident. 887 01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:13,236 He referenced my book in one of his first videos. 888 01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,107 I contacted Ken, 889 01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:17,893 offering to help him better investigate his haunting. 890 01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:20,809 We should note, you've been out of the paranormal-research loop 891 01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:22,549 for a while now, right? 892 01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:26,641 I admit I've had my share of recent legal kerfuffles, 893 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,905 but I've put all that aside. 894 01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:33,386 Tonight's event is far too important. 895 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:36,259 Now, Lyden, you've examined the videos 896 01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:38,827 of Ken Barber's purported Wellwood ghosts. 897 01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,437 - Thoroughly. - What's your take? 898 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,004 In Ken's first encounter 899 01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:43,962 with the spirit that he refers to as Roberta, 900 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,529 she appears to be wearing a white dress. 901 01:01:45,571 --> 01:01:47,662 I've heard some people say they also think 902 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,576 she appears to be screaming. 903 01:01:49,618 --> 01:01:52,231 The reason Roberta most likely is screaming is... 904 01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:53,972 Right, Colin, you said you've done 905 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,713 some additional research on the building. 906 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:58,934 I discovered that Roberta's mother, Yvonne Wellwood... 907 01:01:58,976 --> 01:02:00,631 The second Wellwood ghost, 908 01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:02,720 whom we are hoping we encounter tonight. 909 01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:06,593 Yes. That Yvonne had actually confessed to murdering Roberta. 910 01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:08,073 Yes. 911 01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:10,032 Additionally, there is reason to believe 912 01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:12,077 that that haunting will continue. 913 01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:15,341 Colin's theory is... and correct me, Colin, if I'm wrong. 914 01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:19,519 Colin's theory is that Ken's homemade spirit jar 915 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:22,261 might have somehow pulled the spirit of Roberta's mother 916 01:02:22,303 --> 01:02:24,611 from the astral plane to our earthly plane 917 01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:28,180 to torment her daughter again and again. 918 01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:31,183 Let me remind everyone what we're referring to. 919 01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:36,143 And let me warn you, this video is truly terrifying. 920 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,415 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 921 01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:46,806 No. 922 01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:51,115 Did you catch it? 923 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,729 No, no, no, no, no... 924 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,514 There. 925 01:02:57,556 --> 01:03:00,082 But what is it? 926 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,953 I have to say, that thing 927 01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:04,477 doesn't look like it could be the ghost of Yvonne Wellwood. 928 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,392 When the spirit of Yvonne Wellwood 929 01:03:06,434 --> 01:03:08,394 entered our earthly plane, 930 01:03:08,436 --> 01:03:11,963 she underwent a radical ectoplasmic transformation. 931 01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:15,053 Whatever it is, it looks dangerous. 932 01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:17,273 Well, Yvonne was a psychotic murderer. 933 01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:19,231 According to whatever medical files you found? 934 01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:21,059 Exactly. 935 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,409 Well, I did a little research into Yvonne Wellwood myself, 936 01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:25,323 and I found no record of her at all. 937 01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:28,763 That's strange. 938 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,765 Either way, it seems there's no denying 939 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:34,464 there are likely two paranormal entities haunting this location, 940 01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:38,033 which should make for an intriguing investigation. 941 01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:41,210 And so, with that, how about we head on over 942 01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:46,215 to Ken Barber, currently at the Wellwood investigation site? 943 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:48,173 Ken Barber. 944 01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:49,827 Oh, h-hey, D.C. 945 01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:52,482 I have to say, we are so amped 946 01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,397 to be delving into your haunting. 947 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,790 Tell me, is there anything happening there right now? 948 01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:00,707 Uh, no, nothing. 949 01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,318 But i-if something does happen, 950 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,363 I will make sure to let you know. 951 01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:07,802 Along with tonight's "Dark Corners" live stream, 952 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,327 we've got something special planned for our investigation. 953 01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:13,808 Ken, would you like to elaborate? 954 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,243 Uh, sure. Colin sent me this. 955 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:21,511 That's Colin's personal spirit jar, correct? 956 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:23,295 It is. 957 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,645 Is it safe to use? 958 01:04:25,687 --> 01:04:28,387 Of course. Perfectly. 959 01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,172 I just hope it works. 960 01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:33,828 It will cleanse the space. Promise. 961 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,786 We're hoping we might actually 962 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:39,224 exorcise both Wellwood ghosts from your apartment. 963 01:04:39,266 --> 01:04:40,791 Is that right, Ken? 964 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,445 It is. 965 01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:46,101 Let me introduce, live, in-person, our special guests, 966 01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:49,452 Terry Gilson and Kelsey and Isaac Dees. 967 01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:50,888 Hey, what's up? 968 01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,803 - Oh, hello. - Hey, D.C. 969 01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:54,152 So jazzed to be here. 970 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,720 It is so cool to have everyone here. 971 01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:58,069 Okay. 972 01:04:58,111 --> 01:04:59,679 Okay, if you're just joining us, 973 01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:02,421 we're hoping to use an authentic paranormal device 974 01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:05,250 called a spirit jar to call forth 975 01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,339 and actually release the purported spirit 976 01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:10,299 of the young Roberta Wellwood to the astral plane 977 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:13,345 and capture and contain her murderous mother, 978 01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:14,869 Yvonne Wellwood. 979 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,348 Is that right, Colin? 980 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:19,221 - Yes, D.C. - Okay. 981 01:05:19,263 --> 01:05:21,658 Ken, hey. Are you nearly ready? 982 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,442 Uh, yeah, I think we're good to go. 983 01:05:23,484 --> 01:05:26,271 It looks like we've officially begun our live stream. 984 01:05:26,313 --> 01:05:28,708 Take it away, Colin, whenever you're ready. 985 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:33,061 Ken, along with my spirit jar, I've included a velvet bag. 986 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,845 Yeah, sorry to interrupt, Colin, 987 01:05:34,887 --> 01:05:37,152 but could you explain the symbols on the jar? 988 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,678 The symbols are an ancient language. Each symbol... 989 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,680 By "ancient," how old do you mean? 990 01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:45,421 They are quite... 991 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,292 old. 992 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:50,078 And what specific language are the symbols derived from? 993 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,167 I'm sorry, D.C., and I apologize, 994 01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:54,430 but now that I have begun the ritual, 995 01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:56,998 I'd ask to not have any interruptions. 996 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,564 Oh, right. 997 01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:00,784 Sorry. Apologies. 998 01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,264 Thank you. 999 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:04,656 Ken, go ahead and open the jar. 1000 01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:09,835 Good. 1001 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:15,058 I sent along a few items in a velvet bag. 1002 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,062 Uh, right. 1003 01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:20,151 Now, call out each individual item 1004 01:06:20,193 --> 01:06:23,328 as you remove it from the bag. 1005 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,156 A, uh... A purple rock. 1006 01:06:25,198 --> 01:06:27,289 Good. 1007 01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:30,292 - The next item, please. - A raven's claw. 1008 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,033 Good. 1009 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,773 A piece of broken mirror. 1010 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,775 Excellent. 1011 01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:37,994 - And finally. - Um... 1012 01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:43,348 It's, uh... 1013 01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:45,046 My thumb. 1014 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:47,483 - No fucking way. - Go ahead. 1015 01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:51,226 Put my thumb in the spirit jar, Ken. 1016 01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:53,097 - Oh. - Oh, hell no. 1017 01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:55,404 Oh, hell no! 1018 01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:59,886 Good. Now, Ken, You should have also received an envelope. 1019 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:03,934 Go ahead and open that envelope and remove its contents. 1020 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:05,847 Ye... Yeah. Yeah. 1021 01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:10,636 Now, in order for the cleansing to work, 1022 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:13,988 I'll need you to light the candle, then both of us 1023 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,426 will say the first half of the incantation. 1024 01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:21,256 - We should read it together? - Yes, together. 1025 01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,823 Well, go ahead, light the candle. 1026 01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:35,357 Etsa talakel. 1027 01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:38,664 Etsa talakel. Tes zel samante. 1028 01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:41,580 Tes zel samante. 1029 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,539 Telana une runa. 1030 01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:46,411 Cons noma tel telana une runa. 1031 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:47,847 Mene khanala. 1032 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:51,460 - Mi shanala, etsa talakel. - Etsa talakel. 1033 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:54,853 Etsa talakel, etsa talakel. 1034 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,338 I think I messed that up. 1035 01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,821 Ken? 1036 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:15,310 - Ken? - Yeah? 1037 01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,920 A-Are you hearing anything? 1038 01:08:16,962 --> 01:08:19,444 Footsteps or... or breathing, 1039 01:08:19,486 --> 01:08:21,403 or any other sounds? 1040 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,144 No. 1041 01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:26,669 D.C., I would like to continue the ritual, if I may. 1042 01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:29,802 Uh, yeah, sorry. Thank you, Colin. 1043 01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:32,805 Ken, if you could pick up the spirit jar 1044 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,720 and put it in your left hand. 1045 01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:37,593 We'll now read the second half of the incantation 1046 01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:42,902 so we may release Roberta from her earthly binds. 1047 01:08:42,944 --> 01:08:44,426 Are you ready? 1048 01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,992 Yeah, le... let's just get this over with. 1049 01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,824 Come, etsa talakel. 1050 01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:54,784 Come, etsa talakel. 1051 01:08:54,826 --> 01:08:56,699 You who wish entry. 1052 01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,222 You who wish pain. 1053 01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:00,311 You who wish fire. 1054 01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,183 You who wish flame. 1055 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:07,144 Take the sacrifice bound here, trapped here. 1056 01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,494 Feed and grow. 1057 01:09:09,536 --> 01:09:13,846 Haruite mea vota sic erit. 1058 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,170 Ken? 1059 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:35,259 - Ken, what... what's happening? - She's right there. 1060 01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:36,695 - Who's right there? - Roberta. 1061 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,349 She's right there. You don't see? 1062 01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:39,959 She's right... She's right there. 1063 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:41,483 Gah! Oh! 1064 01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:42,832 Okay, what do I do? What do I do? 1065 01:09:42,874 --> 01:09:45,835 - Shit. - Ken, where is the spirit jar? 1066 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,402 - It's gone! - Um... 1067 01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:49,230 It's gone. The spirit jar's gone. 1068 01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:51,188 - The spirit jar isn't there? - Oh, shit. 1069 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,103 Oh, God, she's coming towards me. What do I do? 1070 01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:54,800 - Stop it. I want it to stop. - What the fuck? 1071 01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:56,541 She's coming towards me. What do I do?! 1072 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,282 - Um... - Turn it all off. Just stop. 1073 01:09:58,324 --> 01:10:01,764 Uh, Colin, any... any thoughts? 1074 01:10:01,806 --> 01:10:03,853 Colin? 1075 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,855 Colin? 1076 01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:07,335 I-I don't want to do this anymore. 1077 01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:09,163 - Colin! - What is happening? 1078 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,382 - I have no idea. - I want it to stop now! 1079 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,689 Okay, hey, hey. Hey, Ken, just hang in there. 1080 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,212 Everything is gonna be all right. 1081 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:17,604 Turn it all off. Turn it all off. 1082 01:10:26,396 --> 01:10:27,832 - Shit! - Fuck! 1083 01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:32,925 Did you hear that? 1084 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,753 There's something else here. 1085 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:38,148 I'm... I'm assuming that to be the second Wellwood ghost, 1086 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,889 the ghost of Yvonne Wellwood? 1087 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,630 - Right, Colin? - Colin? 1088 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:46,069 Okay, any... any advice on what Ken should do right now? 1089 01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,766 Um, Colin? 1090 01:10:47,808 --> 01:10:49,507 D.C., I really don't think that thing 1091 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,030 is the ghost of Yvonne Wellwood. 1092 01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:52,597 Colin! 1093 01:10:52,639 --> 01:10:56,079 I now welcome to this mortal existence, 1094 01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:59,648 the fully realized and corporeal form 1095 01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:02,999 of the most corrupt and holy Etsa Talakel! 1096 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,696 What the fuck is he doing?! 1097 01:11:04,738 --> 01:11:09,092 The one and true lord of the malicious flame! 1098 01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:19,276 Oh, shit. 1099 01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:20,930 What the hell is happening? 1100 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:23,411 Stop playing. Ken! 1101 01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:24,934 Is that it? 1102 01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:27,502 Is it over? 1103 01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,721 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - What is happening? 1104 01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:31,723 - Is Ken okay? - I don't know! 1105 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,986 Come on, man. Y'all stop playing. Ken! 1106 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:36,162 - Ken! - Okay, okay. 1107 01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:37,903 Everybody just calm down. Okay? 1108 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:39,905 Everybody calm down. 1109 01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:42,038 Ken? Ken? 1110 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,041 - Ken! - Colin, what have you done? 1111 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,782 Welcome, everyone! 1112 01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:49,524 What the hell have you done, Colin? 1113 01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:52,788 Welcome to the new and everlasting 1114 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:54,616 age of torment. 1115 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,966 What the fuck? 1116 01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:17,769 Shit! 1117 01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:20,642 Fuck! 1118 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,207 Ken! 1119 01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:27,344 - Ken, hey. - What the fuck? 1120 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,737 Oh, my God. 1121 01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,565 What the hell is happening? 1122 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,610 What the fuck is happening?! 1123 01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:39,443 - No. - It's okay. 1124 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,708 No! 1125 01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:41,375 Aah! 1126 01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:37,681 Ten, nine, 1127 01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:40,466 eight, seven, 1128 01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:43,513 six, five, 1129 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:46,777 four, three, 1130 01:16:46,819 --> 01:16:49,256 two, one. 1131 01:16:51,084 --> 01:16:52,914 Forward progress. 1132 01:17:07,979 --> 01:17:12,979